The Bachelor Manifesto

Greetings Dear Readers!

It gives me great pleasure to present, The Bachelor Declaration by Cold Hammer.

Bachelor Declaration

This is my command - to spread this Declaration to all MGTOW and never surrender it to outsiders for they have no knowledge or wisdom in living well and free forever.

We, like many other men, live the bachelor lifestyle where we live the way we want without anyone telling us what to do. There is no wife or girlfriend to nag us OR drag us into doing something we don't want to do. No kids to support. Probably not even a pet (well, maybe a dog or a great car). Let's face it: we are the growing mainstream demographic of the American/Western culture that has been created because of the women's liberation movement. When it used to be where the man would work and the woman would stay at home, take care of the kids, and do the domestic chores are no more. Women, however, are now entitled to their liberation and can join the men at the workplace should they choose to do so. But since the women are no longer obligated to provide the child-caring and taking care of the home, men are no longer obligated to marry women or provide for them. Women can do wh@t#ver they want according to their deepest desires because right now it's the start of a new beginning of when women are in charge and the men don't care.

But "you men can't live without us, women" the ladies exclaim. Truth is, "no, we don't." We, the great men of this world, are living proof that we don't have to have a 'significant other' in our lives. All the money we make is our decision to spend on wh@t#ver we want rather than burn our hard-earned cash on mindless, stupid, trivial items such as shoes, handbags, and clothes we don't have to have or even NEED. If women want to spend it on those items then go ahead, use your own friggin' money! Invest in your damn fantasies. Just leave us and our wallets alone! Go! Shoo! We would rather instead spend our money on appreciating assets and items that will give us experiences and pleasures in life. What experiences and pleasures you ask? Well, some of us men like to go smoke cigars, discuss politics and economics, talk about which stocks and bonds that could increase in value, go hunting, go fishing, go scuba diving, learn another language, etc.

We develop ourselves as human beings to become more knowledgeable about the world like people from other countries do. Go ask any European, "who are the presidents and/or leaders of their governments in neighboring countries" and a majority can answer that question. If we asked an American female, who are the prime minister of Mexico and the president of Canada? The usual response would be "I don't know." First of all, Mexico doesn't have a prime minister. It's a President and his name is Felipe Calderon (2006) and Canada doesn't have a president, it's a prime minister and his name is Stephen Harper (2006). It's all about knowing outside of the 'mainstream women pop culture' that we're going to be experts in, not about what Tom Cruise had for breakfast, if the colors of the shoes match the jacket, or whether to contemplate buying expensive jewelry.

We live in this niche of the American/Western system as forever bachelors, single by choice, the truly free of the free. We understand that marriage in the Western World is a losing battle since the divorce rate hovers around 70-80% and not the media propagated figure of 50% (certain states like California don't publish their divorce rates because they are too embarrassed to publish 80+% rates and also, not taken into account, are the vast numbers of couples who are separated but not formally divorced). Still don't believe us? Fine, go ask any divorced man if marriage was worth it and he'll quickly respond with a big, fat "HELL NO!" Why does he say no? That's because in this society of "me, me, me" and feminism, women are being taught to think for themselves what's "best for me" and not for the family or group. So as a result, women initiate 90% of the divorces with the courts deciding in her favor which result in men being taken to the cleaners. This type of thinking will also make us men follow the same mentality as women, "it's all about me!" No ring! No wife! No kids! My life, woman! Not yours! I can do anything I want to do in life! I'm free! Yay!

Typical stories about divorced men usually go like this (and there aren’t any happy endings):
All of his money is gone including future wages. His once confident mentality is gone. His youth, the best days of his life, are also gone in a matter of seconds. He's been financially raped. He slowly dies alone, desolate, and poor, wondering how did all of this happen when HE didn't commit any crime?! More than likely, he will say the following: I wish I never got married at the age I did or never at all. He’s just another statistic that the right girl is nothing but a myth.

Worst of all is still being married to a fat, lazy AW/WW. Such disgustingness to an extent that even the man’s health decreases dramatically. Even those who are not married should be cautious because there are possibilities of being called a rapist even when there was no intercourse involved and wrongly arrested. And if isn’t about that cr@p in personal affairs, then men have to worry about gender affirmative action and sexual harassment at work. When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute. Such double standards… how unfair.


Yet, no one reports this in the media because it's biased against men especially in paternity fraud when the guy never met the woman! She just picks a guy out of the 100 guys she screwed trying to play lottery and every time she wins unless the guy objects. Women claim that they need more money, "it's for the children, it's for child support." You honestly believe that you need thousands and thousands of dollars to support a child? Sometimes that figure can go up to be in the millions of dollars in the case of celebrities and rich people. I think women just want all that money to destroy men and justify themselves into investing in shoes, clothes, new cars, jewelry, etc., all in the pursuit of material wealth despite having children to look after. Besides, it's usually the women who file the divorce papers or even cheat to break up a marriage. Sure, there are some bad men but that's because young women blindly pursue these bad guys in their youth. What ends up happening is that the woman wizens up (or gets tired of it, aka her clock starts to tick loudly), has some bastards, and looks for a sucker, aka nice guy, to support her and her kids via divorce or wage slave. Sorry, but most men don't want to get into that part of your life which are your worst days of your life.

Maybe we dwindled into the divorce part too much and we'll get into the relationship part instead. We bachelors stay single because we like to live alone and go out to meet with friends and create new experiences. Did you get that part clearly, women? WE LIKE TO LIVE ALONE! We like the fact we can do anything we want and not to have to deal with that girlfriend cr@p of asking them on a date, being told what to wear, buy this and that (when we don’t need it), deal with these freakish anti-social, fake-friend cliques (god we h@t# these!), etc.

Here's a story for all you women wondering why HE doesn't call after the first date:

I went on a date once and I thoroughly analyzed her on what she talked about (herself). My rational mind found that she threw too many red flags to get involved with. What's a red flag you ask? These are indicators telling me that a relationship with her would never, EVER work out short-term or long-term. I'll tell you two big red flags I remembered about her: ONE, she talked about her ex-boyfriend and I simply don't give a cr@p about that "point in her life," not to mention how times she banged a bad ass bastard (okay, so she’s a unmarried slut). TWO, I asked her if she wanted to have a beer with me and she said she can't have alcohol because she's on anti-depressant medicine. Wait a minute... did she really say that? Oh yeah, she did. Any girl on drugs always rings a big fat bell, indicating that she has major psychotic problems.


So rather than analyze every girl that comes our way even if she is perfect, we just don't want to bother with women at all. Yeah, we're horny guys alright so if we need to get laid, we'll just go out and get a hooker because she's cheaper and a professional at it. She'll also think that we’re sex gods and many women want us. Oh, and by the way, she's also cheaper than a girlfriend or wife. How's that so? Take a look at this equation:

Take all the money you've spent on a girlfriend/wife divided by the times she's given you an orgasm will always be higher than the amount it takes to spend the night with a prostitute. For example, that date story mentioned earlier, how much did he spent his hard earned cash on transportation, dinner, and entertainment for that 2-3 hours? $150. Did he get laid? Nope. Got the Friend Zone treatment. And how much does an hour with a smokin' hot hooker cost? $100. Seriously, it comes down to this question, "how much brain damage are you willing to accept for a little coochie?" or would you rather get laid?


We have to say that we fully believe in prostitution because it's like a romantic love story but without the BS. We get to spend an hour (or the whole night should we choose) rather than spend 24/7 with a fat-ass, un-loyal, complaining PMS girlfriend/wife. Still have problems with prostitution, women? Just know it’s your liberation at work and many women take this freedom sexually, for a price. Besides, we like to wake up each morning feeling a new woman.

And if anyone wants to mock prostitution, just compare the so-called 'numbers game' of how many people you've slept with. Chances are the guy who bought prostitutes slept with more women than the insulters:

I remember talking with a former jock from my alma mater who made fun of me for 'not getting any, lately' (3 months, big whoop). He boasted how he had 2 ex-girlfriends and one girlfriend right now that he's screwing. Never-mind, that the current girlfriend is fat and old, but it was the look at his face that made my day when I told him confidently that "I think I had over 20 girls in 3 years or was it just last year and that is no BS." Years after graduating high school... and to think how funny it is that we switched statuses, roles - that I'm now an alpha male and he's... nothing. What’s more impressive? A guy who slept with 100+ smoking-hot prostitutes or a guy with a sub-par girlfriend?


"But not all women are like that! Women are loving, loyal, and caring, too!" women want to exclaim. True, it's very true that some women are in fact amazing but they are, how should we say it, 'in very, very short supply.' What can we say? The majority of us want a younger, loyal, pleasant stay-at-home wife who cooks, cleans, raises kids, is a whore in the bedroom, is flexible and won't change the husband in anyway. Yes, yes, we know that some men may have a taste for other types but what we described is the ideal girl most guys would fully appreciate to have. Sure there are a lot of women who would call us a caveman or barbarian expecting a homemaker and denying her chance at making the money with a career but let's face it - that's why we're not getting married at all. It's our way or no way!!! We're going to do the reversal on women themselves by, "expecting to have everything." She has to be the PERFECT soul mate in every way otherwise marriage will never be considered.

Sure, we're human like anyone else and it's very possible that some of us have fallen in love before like this guy here...

Actually, one perfect woman did exist in my life, in high school. She was beautiful, had the best looks, gorgeous long hair, great personality to go with, innocent, and best of all - she knew me! Unfortunately, she passed away - she's now a thug gangster girl who is now ugly, does drugs, has two bastards by five men, and is actively looking for a sucker to support her and the kids. She's alive but in my mind, she passed away long ago that I'm still holding out for her, in being loyal to her, in respect to her youth. That's what I tell all women that I had a woman but she passed away and in the end she'll be waiting.... that's when I laugh secretly.


Like we said, the term, “soul mate” doesn’t exist because it’s really a work of fiction. We really don't think the most perfect woman in the world exists because in several years later she's no longer the "fairest of them all.” Women age quickly, that is a fact of life. Women are like cars: every several years you have to replace them with a new one otherwise you'll spend a lot of time, energy, and money on maintaining one. Bah, screw that. We'd rather replace the aging BMW with a new one with leather seats, that new car smell, better gas mileage, and of course - 0 miles on the odometer! Whoo hoo! Yeah, a lot of us will stay a bachelor our whole lives listening to the cliché shame and blame tactics of "you're not manly," "you probably can't satisfy a woman," "you must be single, sad, and lonely," etc. I can already hear myself laughing the entire time listening to all the insults as I cruise away in my brand, spanking-new Lexus.

Just listen to all that dribble out there as we do our own thing such as vacationing at tropical white-sand beaches and possibly looking for a great young foreign girl to have a great time with:

"You're not a man unless you have a woman!"
"Aren't you going to settle down soon?"
"You must have a small dick that can't please women!"

Look at the pathetic insults. They're all the same.

FINE!

Just this once, we'll imagine that one insane man out of us will consider marrying a woman:

Yeah, I'd love to get married to a great girl. Here are my expectations in 4 lines or less...
She'll always loyally support me while I quit my job and play videogames all day and night and I STILL get laid at night when she comes home from work! If she doesn't "give it up" and/or becomes fat and ugly, then I'm entitled to go get a hooker then. Also, in the event of a divorce, I get half of her assets and paid alimony for life.


So there! What girl would want "such a lazy-ass man like that?" Chivalry and supporting a woman is dead. Go support your own ass, woman. We're going our own way! Oh, and by the way, some of us have already had over 100+ women and in today's gangster/thug men's culture that should make us a MAN! Why settle? Why concentrate all energy into one woman when you can “spread the wealth?” Haha!

Oh yes, in the future, should we ever reverse ourselves on the position of marriage, we'll go out of the country to find the most pleasant, young foreign woman in the universe. If we don’t find her, then who cares… God put everything that a human being needs onto this planet - great food, great music, great women. He just did not put it all in one country.

And yeah, we did say foreign woman (it’s called out-sourcing) because the Western World's system is becoming highly unstable by the day. Despite what you might think of any Western World country being the safest country in the world - it is not, especially in the US! The US has the highest crime rate in the world along with teenage pregnancy, m*rders, obesity, brain/mind problems, etc. The only good thing about the US is making money and what's what us bachelors are going to do, exploit the system by making our cash and get out to another country for 'the ultimate fun in the sun.' We’re pretty sure some of us men will be retired by age 40 and work all day and night like some…

Those “some” happen to be everyone else, who are chasing that rat race dream of a job, career, wife, kids, big house, dog – well, screw all that! We're going to make my own way and give the finger to all those who chose the rat race, the dying institution of marriage, and get away from all those gold digging, leach women. The middle finger is also for all the wage slave men who blindly married (chained) themselves to a chain and ball.

Yeah, it would have been neat to be a husband and father to kids of our own, but the thought of dealing with a nagging woman and hopeless, screwed up kids are totally unacceptable. Since technology and science get better all the time, we would rather choose cloning ourselves over the alternative any day. So to all the women in the science field who actually do real lab work, making cloning a better possibility every day, total thanks! Haha!

As bachelors, our goals are simply making money, developing ourselves as better human beings, and building a brotherhood that will last for ages. Having a significant other is totally over-rated and success with a woman does not mean success in life. We all live alone and will die alone even if we did get married (women live longer than men on average). We just believe it is just far better for us to have each other as friends, brothers in arms where we can simply be men and not just become some single feeble-minded amoebas looking like we're rejects of society. Wrong! We reject society because society doesn't fit us in its screwed up system. Instead, we're out to silently exploit the system that we fully understand on how it works and utilize it for our gains. We will become rich in mind, soul, and also our pockets! We'll live the lifestyle that everyone would want to live except we have fewer problems because we made the right choices at a younger age and understood where it would take us to, paradise.

We now belong to a special niche where many others may have been forced into against their will. But those who join this special section of society do it by their own free will. We are talking about the Ghost Nation, groups of people that have fallen off of society's radar screen and no one has any idea that these people exist. Rather than intermingle with the rest of society by interacting with regular people by having a regular job, going to clubs/bars/parties, attend big-time social events, etc. we drift in and out without being noticed.

Being a Ghost is great for some because it means no interaction with women, period. No BS or headaches for this guy:

I remember some neighbors were gossiping about their friend, a 'hot girl,' and how she could never find herself a decent man. Want to know why I didn't go for her? Because every week I could hear through the thin walls of my apartment that she brought home a new thug to screw. I remember on the day I moved out she was p*ssed off because 'I didn't go out of my way to help her' like all men did after all that time I lived right next door. HAHA! Guess what, girlie? I don't care. I am a not a Captain-Save-A-Ho! I'm a Ghost. And no one recognizes Ghosts and those who freely became one, like it that way. And women like her complain, "where did the good men go to?" That's easy. We CHOSE to disappear. You can screw all the guys you want but you don't have my body (or wallet). Our bodies, our decisions!


We have good reasons why this world is going to hell and we as men are the best ones in position to save our own hides because we don't need 'special attention.' We actually h@t# attention and thank god that people think we're just regular Joe-Schmos on the street especially the women who think of us as "nothing." The few women who do get to know us, wow, they're going to want us especially when they turn 30. But their fate is the same as all others: to live unhappily single and eventually die alone. That's RIGHT - you wanted a career so you have it now, even if it is just a minimal wage job at the grocery store or working long hours at the office. And, HELL NO! We are not bailing you out either because even if you're beautiful, we've tuned out all women!

What can we say? We've learned our lessons about women throughout my life like this guy:

I'm a former nice guy who turned into an Alpha Male then turned ghost. "They" don't see me. If women ever found out what I do and how I carry myself - I'd be swarmed by tons of them. But I don't EVER want that! I mean I travel to see new places, I workout so I'm built and fit, I have money, I'm positive in my thinking, and I can analyze and philosophize about life. This thinking has been my greatest asset and I utilize it into my own life which thus becomes my attitude and eventually my altitude, flying high above all others who are trapped in the matriarchy as wage slaves. I do not pity them for they made that choice nor I do try to produce a solution for them because a 'massive one-size fits all cure' would not fit the millions, billions... many will not take the cure willingly until it is too late. Besides, why conjure a cure for their happiness when they cannot understand our way of life? Better hop on the train or get lost.


Let’s face it. Feminism, high divorce rates, excessive consumerism, climate change (debatable), and working women are here to stay and won’t stop. This is called change. Change is constant and only those who evolve with change will succeed the greatest. So, embrace this change. Dare yourself to be different. In old Roman and Greek times, bachelor men would be taxed for not getting married, but you, however, are able to have your dreams and desires to be fulfilled rather than live a mass-produced, cookie-cutter boring life. You Can Be Different! The Men wanting “Something for Nothing” and who are unwilling to make significant sacrifices to achieve their dreams always end up failing. Life is not all about what you can BUY next in this consumerism culture. It is whether you are WILLING to do the right thing in life and make change for yourself! Society will try to define what it means to be masculine, but true masculinity means to face your fears and do it anyway. Go beyond the boundaries of what you know! Once you’ve felt this fear and want to succeed in anything, anywhere, and every-time, then you have reached true masculinity: you’re a winner and no one can take that away from you. Not even women.

Sometimes we put it off, thinking there will be plenty of time later in life. So whether it’s your dream to fly planes, go bungee jumping, go sky diving, climb Mount Everest, backpacking Europe – it’s all in your hands. Just think what the typical AW/WW does, “I work (or go to school), I like to party, drink, go clubbing, chill with friends.” They have few real interests. Just think HOW MUCH YOUR LIFE CAN BE! The ever-lasting glory of accomplishment…. so get off that damn couch! Does TV advance your goals? Do you really want to come home just to watch “other people work?” Do you really want to look back on your life staring at some screen most of the time?

The best compliment one guy received (despite an AW) was this:
I was eating dinner with a friend and his two co-workers. We ate dinner, talked about this and that, and the female co-worker out-of-the-blue told me, “You really look like a man, act like a man, and talk like a MAN which is rare in today’s world. Do you have a girlfriend?” I laughed and secretly smiled knowing I’m on my way to achieving my dreams where women will become distractions trying to get attention.


Women are a gift in our lives but many throw their prizes away without knowing how grateful they are. Usually, when time passes by, women realize that they will never be movie stars and are no longer as desirable. Only then when they see us living well is the greatest revenge. Hahahahaha. It's like what we'd said before - OUR WAY or NO WAY!

To fellow brothers in arms! To those who are flying high in the sky! We live the life! YOU CAN!

Cheers to being single!

ColdHammer/ball248

Amen Brother!

Read and take heed Gentlemen.

Kumogakure.